Newlyweds Barack and Michelle Obama. October 3rd, 1992 at Trinity United Church o Christ in Chicago, Illinois. 

I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible. And how it can actually ache in places you didn’t know you had inside you. And it doesn’t matter how many new haircuts you get, or gyms you join, or how many glasses of chardonnay you drink with your girlfriends… you still go to bed every night going over every detail and wonder what you did wrong or how you could have misunderstood. And how in the hell for that brief moment you could think that you were that happy. And sometimes you can even convince yourself that he’ll see the light and show up at your door. And after all that, however long all that may be, you’ll go somewhere new. And you’ll meet people who make you feel worthwhile again. And little pieces of your soul will finally come back. And all that fuzzy stuff, those years of your life that you wasted, that will eventually begin to fade. - Iris to Miles 

elephant-in-a-boa-constrictor:

This is Vice President of the United States Joe Biden.

He wanted a chocolate-vanilla swirl cone.

The swirl-er was broken.

So he got vanilla dipped.

AND ATE THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT.

so much more respect for him now.

Kaskade - Receiving the best DJ in America award for 2011 in Las Vegas

Teenage singer/actress Selena Gomez photographed while refilling gas at a gas station in Los Angeles, California.

Jayma Mays (left), Katy Perry (center), and Sofia Vergara (right) at The Smurfs in 3D premier on July 29th in 2011

Actress/model Megan Fox photographed while getting out of her car in Los Angeles, California. The Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her right forearm that she began removing in 2011 is still visible. 

Jason Segel riding an electric bicycle through SoHo in Lower Manhattan, New York.